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May 22 2018

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anarcho-rokabilly:

mimeblood:

I can’t fucking comprehend that I live in a world where this article was published

Silicon Valley’s milkiest son.

sassy-in-glasses:

orarewedancy:

lesbianchrispine:

orarewedancy:

orarewedancy:

So I work at a video game store in a mall and across the hall from us is this really nice suit shop. One day one of the guys came in an asked if they could use our microwave (the store they used to go to closed down) and we bargined for use of their bathroom in return since the mall bathrooms are like a 5 min trek.


So for like three months now we just have these men in really nice suits come in and talk while using our microwave and teach them about nerdy shit? Then I, the goblin king in various shitty tee shirts and paint stained pants, walk into their super expensive store and just get greeted with “Yo dude what’s good?” and talk about the pains of steaming silken dress shirts properly and it’s my favorite business interaction every day

A new jewelry store opened up right next to our store and when I used the bathroom today we were talking about it. I hate it on principle (they flooded our systems closet during building) and immediately both Suit Guys™ working went on mini rants. “Their suits are baggy as hell, I wouldn’t trust them to sell me a $9,000 ring when they can’t get a fitted jacket. They look so unprofessional, ” and “I saw one of the dude’s wearing a teal shirt. It’s fall, and you go with teal? At least get a color to match your store if you’re gonna ignore the seasons like that, Christ, but teal is awful.”


I live for this commentary fam.

#flower shop/tattoo artist au is out #suit shop/nerd store au is in

I told the guys (Teal Man is Spencer and Baggy-Suits Guy is Arnold) that this post got this popular and they’re both super excited.

Arnold: “Sweet, we’re internet famous!”

Spencer: “131,000?!”

Arnold: “What are notes? What does that mean, is that good?”

Arnold bargined that if it gets more notes, I can A: post a pic of them crouching with peace signs in front of the Notorious Jewelry Store and B: post the video of him long boarding down to Macy’s and back lmaoooo

get crackin’ friendos

pencokun:

loudie:

loudie:

my mama got home today and she was so excited. she said she got me a present, so then i was excited too. i had no idea what she got me. she said ‘close your eyes and put your hands out’, so i did. and then i felt her put something in my hands. i opened my eyes and

“i saw it and it was chubby and you called a frog ‘big boy’ last night and i had to get it! it’s big boy!”

mama loves that you all think she’s very sweet and she got inspired and went back today and got 2 more to show you all!!

she said “tell the ones that liked big boy thank you and that he has 2 friends now thanks to them!”

HE HAS FRIENDS!!!!!!

THREE IF YOU COUNT THE BIRD!!!

sachertortes:

I really wish there was an option on those Customer Service Surveys that says specifically, “The representative I spoke to was lovely and helpful and deserves all of the raises but I think that you, as a corporation, should die in a fire.”

tevruden:

afairlypudgycat:

vining-zerg:

ofthefog:

writing-prompt-s:

Scientists uncover a stone with writing on it that no one can make sense of. When you see it for the first time, you can read it perfectly.

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this meme is like 2 years old please let it die

Hahah you sweet summer child:

Loss, and the meme of making fun of loss, turns ten this year

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lanternbunnies:

verymaedhros:

jedidalek:

assbaka:

atsthetic:

superllama42:

steveman:

daisenseiben:

genquerdeer:

Ok but Rob Liefeld now draws better than rcdart, and much better than he used to

because unlike rcdart he actually took the criticisms to heart and started working on shortcoming in his art.

Holy shit Rob Liefeld can feet?

They’re a little wonky, but yeah. He’s gotten a lot better on all levels. I mean, look at Domino back there. She’s not 90% leg.

Same thing happened with B^Uckley. actually. He also started really training his art skills and CAD is no longer a flash-based sprite comic.

They moved aside for the next generation of shit artists.

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REAL TALK THOUGH, Ctrl Alt Del has made so much progress through it’s art style. The man doesn’t copy and paste the same assets anymore and he’s somehow sometimes original with less videogame humor. I have no idea how the man did it but I’m kinda proud of Tim Buckler.

What the fuck

Reblog to give credit to formerly crappy artists for learning from criticism and becoming non-crappy.

HOLY SHIT? CONTROL ALT DELETE LOOKS GREAT NOW?

a good shitpost for inspiration

cadaverrdog:

cadaverrdog:

How come nobody FUCKING told me or even talks about that Tim Buckley got good at art

I like that you can clearly tell it’s still Buckley drawing this but he’s doing so much better I’m proud of that weird little man

Actual text conversation with my absolute madman of a brother

constellations-and-energy:

constellations-and-energy:


Brother, out of absolutely nowhere: I put a boogie dollar down

Me: What the fuck does this mean

Him: I think so

Him: Mama’s got the nasty jam

Me: What a completely uninformative answer to my question

Him: This gig gonna slash me hips

HE ASKED HOW LAID BACK I THOUGHT HE WAS AND I SAID TOO FUCKIN LAID BACK AND HE SAID “I KNEW IT” AND SENT ME THIS FUCKING THING

I AM FURIOUS 

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gaygothur:

I’m having one of the best tinder convos I’ve ever had

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zshoes:

i am weeping but i still really dig those pants

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elanorpam:

roachpatrol:

jddominick:

I was playing around with my camera and I took this and i can’t stop laughing

its magnificent

he can see into infinity

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nakamorijuan:

セーラーV

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sikuzxxx:

Where’s the catfood commercial? It has been 84 yrs…

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haruuuka:

love this boy

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sukkanen:

pink & blue is p much my favorite color combo ever uou ♥♥

the character is male (he/him)

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kitkaloid:

whats the problem i don’t know well maybe i’m in LOVE! 💖💞
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